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Ever been on a Banished town ? Wanna ?
« on: May 28, 2014, 09:03:51 AM »
- What's your name, son ?
- Simon
- And what can you do, Simon ?
- I am a doctor.
- Right, right. Well, Simon, we already have a doctor in the hospital. It's not as if there would ever be a need to have more than one hospital, is it ?

NEXT

- Name?
- Mei-Mei
- And what can you do ?
- I can kill you with my brain ...
- Ah ha ha ha ha ... Er, lovely.

NEXT

- Name ?
- Jayne
- Um, No, I didn't mean your wife's. I meant yours.
- (heavy silence)
- I say, that's a lovely wooden stick you have there. Does it sound like the rain ?
- Her name is Vera.

NEXT

- (gasping in admiration)
- My face is up here, mister.
- Sure, sure. What's your name ?
- Inara
- And what can you do? No, don't tell me. I feel the need for a cold shower suddenly.

NEXT

- What's your name, boy?
- (icily) Kaylee
- Oh! And you do ... ?
- I am an expert in machines. I can fix anything. I can also paint flowers on walls.
- Can you now ?

NEXT

- You're a priest, aren't you ?
- Yes.
- Finally someone normal. Welcome to Thespecialhell town.
- On second thoughts, I think I'll pass.

NEXT

- And your name is ?
- Wash.
- No need to be rude. I've been working in the mine lately.
- No, I mean my name is Wash.
- Oh I see. And what can you do?
- I can pilot spaceships.
- That sounds like science fiction.
- So ?

NEXT

- So, what's your name, lovely ladyyyyyyaarrrgggghhl!
- My name is Zoe. Just nod if you're going to be polite. See? there's always a way.
- (spitting out the steel tool from his mouth) Sorry, sorry.
(Oh, God. Another nutter)

NEXT

- Name ?
- Mal
- And what are the reasons for coming to this town?
- Here's the thing you're not comprehending. This fine shiny town just was in our way, is all.
- Why are you talking funny ?
- Best town in the 'verse, aim to misbehave. Did I mention shiny?

NEXT!!!

 

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