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Offline Boris_amj

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« on: May 28, 2014, 08:56:21 AM »
Boss) Hey, hey, hey. Where do you think you're going ?

Stu) Um, where you told me, Boss. To get more stone.

Boss) But can't you see that's too far away? Did you bring provisions with you ?

Stu) Well, Boss. The missus did prepare me some breakfast earlier on, but when I went to the Barn for more food, someone had taken all there was left for their house.

Boss) I see. What's your name son ?

Stu) Stu, Boss. Although my dad sometimes tags my nickname at the end.

Boss) Let me guess, that'd be "Pido", am I right ?

Stu) Gee Boss. How did you know?

Boss) Just a lucky guess Stu. Anyway, the thing is, I'd rather you go and build that much needed house over there, see?

Stu) Right you are, Boss. I'll do it as fast as I can: first I'll see if there's an iron tool I can use. Then wait for some stone to arrive. Then go home to get a coat. Then wait for some wood. Then walk 5 miles to the other side of the forest, cross the river and get to the house to do one shelf. Then go back to the village to get more materials.

[Event Log: stu has died by drowning while trying to recover the iron tool he dropped in the river]

Boss) ffs

Offline salamander

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Re: Stu
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2014, 09:06:03 AM »
Nice to see this migrated over here -- I never get tired of seeing it.  There are times (pretty often in fact) that I think of myself as Stu.